The Grumpy Mustache Menu (Update 2025)
The Grumpy Mustache is a must-visit spot in Murrells Inlet, SC, offering a diverse menu of hot dogs, diners, and burgers. Their signature dishes like the Balls of Meat and Grumpy Crack Fries showcase bold flavors and generous portions. The Peanut Butter Bacon Burger stands out for creativity and taste, featuring crunchy peanut butter, savory bacon, and bacon jam on a perfectly cooked patty. The cozy atmosphere and friendly service add to the overall experience. With options for vegetarians, meat-lovers, and families, The Grumpy Mustache caters to a wide range of tastes. Whether you're in the mood for classic American fare or innovative twists, this restaurant has something for everyone. Don't miss out on their delicious offerings next time you're in town!
Food Before Food
Balls of Meat
Beef meatballs smothered in homemade red sauce and topped with Parmesan cheese. Served with a toasty baguette.
Rooben Egg Rolls
2 egg rolls stuffed with slow-roasted hand-carved corned beef, Swiss cheese and kraut. Served with 1000 Island.
Street Tacos
Topped with pico, cheese, and pickled red onion.
Grumpy Crack Fries
French fries topped with queso, pico, jalapenos, and lime sauce.
Chips and Queso
Homemade queso and chips. Need we say more?
Grumpy Nachos
A layer of chips topped with homemade queso, pico, and lettuce, topped with lime cream sauce.
Detroit 313 Fries
Detroit-style fries, topped with chili, cheddar cheese, raw onions, and mustard.
Basket of Curds
Wisconsin cheese curds fried to perfection. Served with homemade marinara.
Harvest Salad
Chopped salad mix, tomatoes, grilled chicken, dried cranberries, candied pecans, bacon bits and blue cheese.
Cobb Salad
Chopped salad mix, avocado, tomatoes, bacon bits, cheddar cheese, soft-boiled eggs and grilled chicken.
Garden Salad
Chopped lettuce mix, grilled chicken, tomato, cheddar cheese, bacon bits, & hard boiled egg.
For The Rabbits
From The Grill
The Basic
Your basic of an American cheeseburger. 1/3 lb. patty, American cheese, lettuce, tomato and onion. Add bacon for an additional charge.
Peanut Butter Bacon Burger
1/3 lb. beef patty, cooked to order topped with American cheese and bacon. Bun slathered with habanero jam and crunchy peanut butter.
Farm House Burger
1/3 lb. beef patty, Swiss cheese, caramelized onions, grilled mushrooms, and our grumpy sauce. Add bacon for an additional charge.
Grilled Sausage with Kraut
An old Detroit favorite. Polish sausage served with kraut and mustard. Served on a freshly baked bun from local Benjamin's bakery.
Sliders
2 smash burgers served with onions, American cheese, and pickles. Served on a fresh bun from Benjamin's bakery. Add bacon for an additional charge.
Coney Dogs
Another Detroit special. 2 snappy hotdogs served with chili, raw onions, and mustard. Add cheese for an additional charge.
The Hangover Bowl
The only cure for a hangover. Is 2 eggs cooked to order, layered with home fries, cheese, pico, and chorizo, and topped with our crazy good lime. Add bacon for an additional charge.
Corned Beef Sandwich
Grilled Benjamin's rye bread, piled high with corned beef and topped with pickles.
Rooben Sandwich
Grilled Benjamin's rye bread, piled high with corned beef, provolone cheese, sauerkraut, and topped with 1000 Island dressing.
Turkey Rooben Sandwich
Grilled Benjamin's rye bread, piled high with oven-roasted sliced turkey, provolone cheese, sauerkraut, and topped with 1000 Island.
Chicken Salad Sammy Sandwich
Betty's very own recipe. Pulled to perfection chicken, and her secret recipe. If we tell ya, we'll have to kill ya.
BLT Sandwich
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, topped with avocado mayo. Trust us on this 1.
The Slowbird Sandwich
Juicy pulled chicken topped with mushrooms, cheddar cheese, bacon, and barbeque sauce.
Woodward Hot Chicken Sandwich
Crispy fried chicken, topped with lettuce, hot sauce, and mayo. Add cheese for an additional charge.
Fried Bologna Sandwich
Thick sliced and grilled bologna with lettuce, tomato, and mayo. A local favorite.
Sandwiches
Subs
Da Italian Sub
Benjamin's bakery buns stuffed with capicola, provolone cheese, Genoa, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, onion, pepperoncini, topped with.
Da Meatball Sub
Benjamin's bun is filled with as many balls as 1 can fit. Topped with homemade red sauce and baked with a healthy layer of Parmesan.
The K-Mart Sub
Benjamin's bakery buns are stuffy with salami, bologna, honey ham, American cheese, lettuce, thinly sliced tomatoes, onions, and pickles.
The Randy Sub
Benjamin's bun is filled with Randy's favorite. Cut up Polish sausage, sauerkraut, grilled onions, and topped with spicy mustard.
Beach Box Italian
1/2 Italian sub. No side choice.
Beach Box K-Mart
1/2 Kmart sub. No side choice.
French Fries
Street Corn
Potato Salad
Coleslaw
Bettermade Chips
Grumpy Hash
Side Salad
Your choice of dressing.
Sides
Junior Mustache
Kids Grilled Chz
Served with fries.
Kids Chzburger
Served with fries.
Kids Chicken Fingers
Served with fries.
Kids Sketti with Bread
Kids Hot Diggity Dog
Served with fries.